My loyal freedom fighters, good morning.
If you woke up today with an unusually cheery demeanor, or unexplained optimism the reason is simple. I have successfully breathed new life into the Freedom Festival. And we're not talking about your everyday, run of the mill "breath of life", this breath is sexy.
I have assembled a team of the sexiest, most intelligent, boner inspiring women the internet has to offer and they will be sitting down with me to answer your questions about life, love, and (most importantly) sex. This will go way beyond my own personal crude and direct sexual opinions. Let's be honest, as a man I have no secrets. Penis + Friction = Boom! ...and I more or less apply this formula to every question regarding love and relationships. That's why we will dive deep into the mammaries of these ladies minds, and burst through the placenta of perplexity to expose the truth..... placenta is gross, I don't know why I brought it up.
Look, any way you cut this it's going to be provocative, (and damn sure) educational. Chances are this will end in coitus.
Episode 2 is set to be recorded in the next week or two, so get your questions in now! You can leave them in the comment section, email, vyou, or twitter. It's only going to be an hour show, so first come first serve.
Get excited... this show will get you laid.
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